🙃 Fun Ways to Parent 🤭


Welcome to Fun Ways to Parent—aka the “I Ain’t Ya Bro Chronicles.” This is where life lessons meet laughter, where Mr. Swish Handles (my mini sneakerhead with NBA dreams🏀) gets coached not just on the court, but in the art of respect, gratitude, and being a decent human. Parenting is wild enough, so we’ve decided to make it fun. Think of this as our playbook for learning life’s ways with humor, creativity, and a touch of tough love.

I mean let’s be real...  Parenting isn’t always serious business. Sometimes the best lessons come with jokes, eyerolls, and inside nicknames that stick.  Instead of lectures, I like to turn these little “teachable moments” into missions, challenges, and comedy routines that Mr. Swish Handles won’t forget. From respect to responsibility (and all the hilarious stuff in between), this is where we’re flipping everyday battles into laughs and lessons.

I will periodically post new lessons we have gone through. There are many more fun ways to get those pre-teens listening before it is too late. 




 😎 “I AIN’T YA BRO!

💙- Mission: Find Mom a New Nickname

(For when Mr. Swish goes off the Handles, and forgets he was born from your actual body, not your Xbox party chat, or a Football Field) 

Mr. Swish Handles. 
Buddy. 
Little dude. 
Mini sneakerhead with NBA dreams and the attitude of a spicy chicken nugget… 

I am not your bro. 
 🗣️ Say it with me: 

“She’s not my bro, she’s my MOM, the CEO of this household and the queen in my life~” (She also controls the snacks.) 👑🍕💼 

When you call me “bro,” 
do I look like I’m wearing a backwards hat yelling “YO FAM I’m about to crash out! NO CAP” while chugging a Mountain Dew? No sir. I wear proud mom shirts and carry your forgotten water bottles like a boss. 💪🏼 

Your bro’s don’t: 

  • -Cook your food 🍳 

  • -Buy you what you need and want 

  • -Wash your laundry 🧺 

  • -Refill your chocolate milk and your soul at the same time 🧼❤️ 

Your bro isn’t:  

  • Cleaning mystery crust off your bathroom sinks and missed 🎯 pee on the seat

  • Saving screenshots of every message you send her, because she can’t believe you messaged her in the first place. It means the world to her if you do. 😍

  • Spending every waking moment, she is without you, wishing she were with you. 

  • Cleaning up your hot old milk cups--- that smell worse than A gorilla's breath after eating a steaming pile of fresh Unicorn 💩. (It looked like 🍬🍭🎂 to the 🦍🤢😡) Well he was wrong and 1❌2 bites too late! 🐒😹🙈🙀💩 🦍💨🧻🚽 🦍💩🤢🙉🙊😝😁🤣😂😛👊🦄🤬🖕🏻🦄🙃😫🦍💨🤢😡💣😡 🦍🚽🧻💩💩🤢🤢💩🔥⛔ 🗞️💩🔥🦧🚽💥💩👃🏻😝🤢 (Figure that emoji story out, bet you can’t!)  


  • 💬 Think of or find a nickname that no one else has called their parents before. There's a monstrously big list that I came up with in the next few pages. For now,

  • Stage 1...  


  • 🧠 Custom “Swish-Approved” Mom Contact Name Ideas

  • Mom 

  • Mama 

  • Ma 

  • Goatess (my own female word for GOAT) 

  • The OG snack provider 

  • Favorite Human 

  • Mama Dukes 

  • Mommy dearest 

  • ❣️ But not your bro. Unless you want to pay rent, file taxes, and do your own laundry. 😂 

💣 GOAT Mode: 

  • MaGOAT Supreme 🐐👑 – Cause you raised a king while surviving boss battles daily. 

  • Coach Clutch ⏱️🏀 – She shows up in the 4th quarter, every time. 

  • Rizz-ponsible Adult 😎📋 – Because she got the jokes and the bills. 

  • The Real MVP (Mom Valuable Person) 🏆💯 

🎮 Gamer x Street-Smart Vibes: 

  • Final Boss Mom 💀🕹️ – Beat her? Never. Respect required. 

  • Respawn Mom 👾💚 – No matter how hard life hits, she comes back stronger. 

  • NoCapMom 💯🔥 – Always real. Always got your back. Never fake. 

🧙‍♀️ Magical + Mystical Mom: 

  • Momifestor ✨🔮 – She be manifesting snacks, Wi-Fi, and wisdom. 

  • The Crystal Keeper 💎🌕 – Guardian of vibes and moon cycles. 

  • The Sage Mama 🌿🔥 – She cleanses your aura and your attitude. 

🪩 Hilarious + Hardcore Love: 

  • Ride-or-Mom 🚲❤️ – From bike pegs to life plans, she’s your forever plus one. 

  • The Snack-Ruler 🍫🚨 – You may be safe, but your snacks aren’t. 

  • Drama Mama Lamalama 😤🦙 – She brings the fire and the fluff. 

  • Mama BOOM 💥💋 – When she shows up, things change real quick. 

🦸‍♀️ Hero Status: 

  • Captain CalmDown 💬🦸‍♀️ – When emotions get wild, she drops bars and brings peace. 

  • The Gremlin Whisperer 👂🌀 – Speaks fluent chaos, answers in love. 

  • Operation Mom Possible 🕵️‍♀️🔧 – No mission too tough, no hoodie left behind. 

  • Agent MOM-IA 007 👓🎧 – Always watching, always chill...until she ain’t. 


💛 Heartfelt, but Still Dope: 

  • Day One 💛 – Because no matter how old he gets, you're his Day One. 

  • Mama Skye 🌌 – Always above, always watching, always love. 

  • Heartbeat Hero 🫀 – The reason he's here, the rhythm in his life. 

  • My Why 🌙🎯 – Because when he forgets his purpose, your name reminds him. 








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